Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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