Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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