I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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