If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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