i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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