BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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