naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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