Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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