I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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