She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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