Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You're like the curious george of whores
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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