The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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