I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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