Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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