Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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