Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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