No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
