Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You need Xanax blowdarts
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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