Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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