This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I need to align my fucking chakras
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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