I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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