For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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