So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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