dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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