I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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