So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
