we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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