at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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