Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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