why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
