I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
