you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
