To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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