How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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