where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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