I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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