He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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