GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
