We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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