So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I am mentally ready for anal.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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