I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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