his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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