i permit you to call me
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
