More tranny stories later!
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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