Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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