IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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