Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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