Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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