Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just cropdusted the office
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I need a burrito and a hug.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
All I want is dick and wine.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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