I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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